Post by LadyViper on Jun 23, 2007 21:06:57 GMT -6
A nun, badly needing to use a restroom, walked urgently into a local
Hooters restaurant.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation, and every once
in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights came back on,
the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She
walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "certainly, Sister, but I feel I should warn you
that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fi g leaf."
"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just
long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did
they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you
like a drink?"
"No, thank you. But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"Well, you see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the
fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out
Hooters restaurant.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation, and every once
in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights came back on,
the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She
walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "certainly, Sister, but I feel I should warn you
that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fi g leaf."
"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just
long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did
they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you
like a drink?"
"No, thank you. But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"Well, you see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the
fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out