Post by LadyViper on Jun 23, 2007 23:06:29 GMT -6
Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their
diversity, "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources
Rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits
and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat,
but PLEASE don't eat any employees."
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and
I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in
the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has
disappeared.
Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"
A hand rose hesitantly.
"You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating
supervisors and no one noticed anything.
But NOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something."
diversity, "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources
Rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits
and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat,
but PLEASE don't eat any employees."
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and
I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in
the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has
disappeared.
Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"
A hand rose hesitantly.
"You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating
supervisors and no one noticed anything.
But NOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something."